There was a young girl called Alice
Who lived in a wonderful palace
Then one night in a dream
She was crowned as a queen
And auditioned for a role in Dallas

By Sarah Downing

My name is Sarah. I was born and grew up in England and currently live in Düsseldorf, Germany, with my fiancé Corey and my cuddly cat Biscuit. I work as a translator and writer for my own company Aardwolf Text Services ( and I love vintage clothes and music, as well as singing karaoke.


  1. I can’t remember when I wrote this one. I’m really into limericks, although strictly I don’t think this is one. Doesn’t matter though as it’s pretty similar.

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